neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

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Sheldon: “was that sarcasm?”

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checkmateyourprivilege:

"I’m not a Nazi I’m a fascist" thank you fifty shades of racist

i just realized this rhymes

"I’m not a Nazi I’m a fascist" thank you fifty shades of racist

me? rude? i’ll have you know that town i just pillaged was mostly empty

Self Diagnosis: Why You’re Fucking Wrong, No Ifs, Ands, or Buts

demonic-lionfish:

Lots of people vehemently defend self diagnosis, and there are only three reasons why:

  1. You’re a willfully ignorant sack of shit
  2. You want to be special without having to go through the verification
  3. You’re lazy

Now before I get cries of “m-muh ableism”, let me tell you a thing.

I have Interstitial Cystitis, vulvodynia, pelvic floor dysfunction, levator syndrome, chronic UTIs, borderline personality disorder, and possibly (but I stopped going to therapy for a bit because I realized the therapist I was going to was kind of a dickbag, I’m looking for a new one - and not a dickbag about my illnesses either, or particularly insensitive, he just tried blaming my depressive episode on my drug use and told me I didn’t know anything about drugs, citing federal studies and anecdotal evidence to counter my knowledge, stating that the fact that 80-90% of meth users never get addicted was false, and also saying that LSD was an “inherently violent drug”, and drugs are a Big Deal to me) schizoid personality disorder. I’ve also been diagnosed in the past with GAD (but I’m fairly certain that’s just a facet of my Borderline, the GAD diagnosis was from adolescence), depression (again, I think it’s a Borderline thing, but Borderline isn’t diagnosed underage), and “oppositional defiant disorder”.

I am disabled.

I am also poor. While I’m fortunate enough to have health insurance, treatment for my conditions are by no means affordable, even with that insurance. Before I could see doctors and specialists for my problems, when I had literally no money to go off of, I still didn’t diagnose myself. I certainly googled my symptoms to see if there were home relief type things I could do, like the whole “sitting on a tennis ball” thing for PFD or “walking away from the situation” for Borderline. That’s about as far as it went.

I think it’s absolutely offensive to claim that you have any ailment without getting verification from a professional. I think it’s absolutely okay, however, to say “I have [x] wrong with me, I think it might be [x], but I’m not sure.” If you find a swollen spot on your body, it could be cancer, but it probably isn’t. It’s probably a lymph node, an allergic reaction, a muscle knot, a bone spur, or literally anything else. When you self diagnose, you have a tendency to go for the big condition, instead of thinking about what pedestrian thing it might be.

I’ve been misdiagnosed, too. My general practitioner kept throwing Ciproflaxin at me for my infections, without looking in to why I had so many goddamn infections. It took a few years of me nagging GPs to refer me to specialists, because that’s what it takes. General practitioners, (your general “doctor”) isn’t going to know jack shit about a problem that you have in your kidneys (unless your doctor also specializes in urology). You have to go see someone that spent extra time in medical school studying kidneys. That’s how it works. It isn’t perfect, but that’s how it works. If we wanted general practitioners that were experts on everything, well, we wouldn’t have any doctors at all, because they’d be in school their entire lives.

There are some things, some attitudes that I’ve seen about this on tumblr, that really really grind my gears. I’ve taken the liberty of highlighting a few:

I give no shits about people who go around policing people who self-dox. All that does is discourage people from identifying their mental disabilities because they can’t get an ~official~ diagnoses and therefore delaying their ability to find help, even though unofficial sources.

No. Discouraging self diagnosis isn’t discouraging people from identifying what’s wrong with them. You can identify your symptoms, and that is FINE. The thing is, however, that you’re going to have inherent bias in a self diagnosis, and you’re also not going to be able to see the entire picture like someone who has devoted their lives to studying these things is. Policing self diagnosis is something that, in the disabled community, is important, because there are so many people that are outspoken about their “disability” that they gave themselves, and without the opinion of a professional, it lends to the idea that able bodied and minded people have about us “faking” or “overexaggerating”.

f*ck anyone whos anti-self diagnosis, its only with mental illness that u apparently arent allowed to go to your doctor with any ideas as to what might be wrong with u. u know what happens when i go to my doctor about a problem and twiddle my thumbs and mumble “i dont really know whats wrong with me i was hoping u could figure it out?” forget about a diagnosis, u cant even make an appointment with that. ive been chewed out and laughed off the phone by hotline workers and nurses for not knowing whats wrong with me so dont u dare tell people that they arent allowed to try to figure out for themselves what might be going on with their minds and bodies, especially when some of us cant even afford the treatment we need or even the diagnosis itself. literally f*ck you with everything sharp or sandpapery

You’ve been laughed at because in order to make an appointment, you must have identifiable symptoms. The doctor is not going to clear out time in his practice for someone that is probably just attention seeking and not serious about finding treatment, when there are patients that aren’t attention seeking and are serious about finding treatment. Want treatment? Identify some fucking symptoms, call your doctor like an adult, and go in educated, instead of “twiddling your thumbs”. The problem lies with you, not with the medical system.

money problems. a large percentage of the population cant afford physical health care, the addition of mental health care is really not in a lot of peoples budgets.

There are free clinics in the US and UK, as well as free mental health services. They may not be top-notch, but they are there, and they will help you.

they are a minor and do not have supportive parents— the amount of kids I know who suffer severe anxiety I know who’s parents dismiss it as just stress or faking it for attention is unreal. a lot of peoples parents refuse to let them see mental health professionals. 

Anxiety can clear up with puberty. Stress in adolescence can cause clinical anxiety. Parents refusing to let kids see professionals is a bummer, but it doesn’t warrant a diagnosis. A teenager is in no way fit to diagnose themselves.

Ableism. A diagnosis can actually cause more trouble than its worth for some people (especially when the mental illness someone suffers from can lead to institution) the idea of being institutionalized is terrifying to a lot of people. On top of that, it can lead to workplace discrimination, along with discrimination by law (custody battles, etc…)

Uh, are you fucking kidding me? Getting a real diagnosis will actually put you under OSHA’s protection (in America) as well as the protection of the ADA (in America), and in most states, you cannot be institutionalized against your will unless you are posing a direct and immediate threat to your person. Have you even cracked open a legal book? (This is something I’ve dealt with personally, by the way, as I disclose my disability information to employers on day one of working at every job I have.)

I also found this awesome tidbit that EMPIRICALLY proves self diagnosing wrong:

Less than half of the 35% of the US population that self-diagnose get it right. It also doesn’t help that 35% out of the 35% population that self diagnose don’t even receive a professional opinion.

But back to the idiocy:

people who criticize, shame and police those who self diagnose with mental illnesses because they are unable or afraid to get professional help, and ignore the factors of class, race, gender, sexual orientation, etc in terms of diagnosis/treatment in the mental health industry are the actual worst

ok bye

Literally all of these are protected legal statuses and you can seek legal recourse (usually pro bono) if you believe you have been discriminated against.

"Self diagnosing harms people who are ~*really*~ ill."

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*applauds*

WOW GOOD JAB THE FACT THAT YOU HAD THE MONEY/INSURANCE, TIME, AND SUPPORT TO SEE A SPECIALIST MAKES YOU THE ONLY ONE WHO REAAAALLLLLY HAS THIS PROBLEM

*pins ribbon on you*

GOOD JAB ONLY TEEN IN THE WORLD WITH A ~*REAL*~ ANXIETY DISORDER GOOD JAB

I just covered this, but if you are serious about getting treatment for your problem, you will save the money, you will find the resources, and you will make the time. I went through a lot of my journey through my disabilities alone. Invisible illnesses are like that. You’re either going to buck up and get serious, or whine in a self-validating corner about how sick you are and how oppressed it makes you.

What it really comes down to (because I’m not putting myself through more of that tag right now), is that self-diagnosers are lazy. Yeah. That’s right. You heard me. If you really think you have a problem, then you need to make it your first priority. If it’s ruining your life, make it not ruin your life. Nobody is going to hold your hand as an adult, you have to take responsibility for your well being and your life and make it what you will. Self-diagnosis is an easy “out” in order to whine about how hard things are and avoid the responsibility of adulthood. It invalidates the efforts that those of us who grabbed the bull by the horns and accepted what life entails, as if because we were responsible, rational, and motivated, that it makes us lesser, or insensitive.

No.

We just want you to play by the rules like everyone else does, and to stop behaviors that hurt yourself and others.

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chaotically-neutral:

miss-andrea:

chaotically-neutral:

Hooray for mass unfollows.

Weak creatures go on go forth you’ll never survive the winter

I’ll always be there for you, babe.

I’ve had chronic illnesses with less aggravating flair-ups.

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Anonymous asked: What do you think of the whole "mary sues are sexist" thing?

ughsocialjustice:

I think they are just really stereotypical, but we all like at least one character that can be called as a Mary Sue.

-The Non-Binary One

discountbongsanddildos:

girlgrowingsmall:

likeclockworkcircles:

lil-lady-kate:

Amazingly, lots of people still believe that they are ”omnivores”, despite the fact that there are no scientific facts to support these claims, and this wrong classification is based on ”dietary habits” or ”observations” that humans generally eat a wide variety of plant and animal foods, not on anatomical design. Truth is, humans have nothing in common with true meat eaters.”True carnivores (and omnivores) salivate about the idea of eating whole prey animals when they see them. Humans do not. We’re interested in eating the body parts only because they’ve been removed from the original animal and processed, and because we grew up eating them, making it seem perfectly normal. It’s amazing how much of a disconnect we’ve been able to learn about the difference between animals and food. As GoVeg puts it:While carnivores take pleasure in killing animals and eating their raw flesh, any human who killed an animal with his or her bare hands and dug into the raw corpse would be considered deranged. Carnivorous animals are aroused by the scent of blood and the thrill of the chase. Most humans, on the other hand, are revolted by the sight of raw flesh and cannot tolerate hearing the screams of animals being ripped apart and killed. The bloody reality of eating animals is innately repulsive to us, more proof that we were not designed to eat meat.Ask yourself: When you see dead animals on the side of the road, are you tempted to stop for a snack? Does the sight of a dead bird make you salivate? Do you daydream about killing cows with your bare hands and eating them raw? If you answered “no” to all of these questions, congratulations—you’re a normal human herbivore—like it or not. Humans were simply not designed to eat meat. Humans lack both the physical characteristics of carnivores and the instinct that drives them to kill animals and devour their raw carcasses.http://michaelbluejay.com/veg/natural.html

Ok, for one?
Of fucking course we don’t share anything in common with “true meat eaters”. Are you blind? It’s because we’re not meat eaters. We’re fucking OMNIVORES.
Herbivores =/= Omnivores =/= Carnivores.
Each fucking subset has evolved differently from the rest and has evolutionary sets that fit their diet and their diet specifically. So while we don’t resemble “true meat eaters” because we were never Carnivores in the first place, we also don’t resemble “true Herbivores” either because we evolved past that. Want to know what we DO resemble though? OTHER FUCKING OMNIVORES.
Second: Actually, humans never ate raw meat in the first place and anyone who says so is a fucking idiot because archaeology has already disproven this. And if we did, it was for a VERY short period and not long enough to fuck with our evolution.
Fun fucking fact: The introduction of meat to our diet directly corresponds anthropologically with THE INVENTION OF COOKING AND ADDITION OF IT TO OUR LIFESTYLE. Therefore while we evolved to be Omnivores and eat meat as a small part of our diet, we never evolved to eat RAW meat.
Third? Jesus fucking Christ. We are not evolutionarily equipped to go out and catch prey with our bare hands.
Why? Because, again, WE DID NOT EVOLVE TO DO THAT.
So instead of needing to evolve the capability to run at fast speeds, long claws capable of rending flesh, and have a mouth full of 20 something sharp as fuck teeth? We developed tools. We developed cooking. We developed group hunting techniques. And since we’re still. Fucking. Here today instead of dying out like evolutionary failures are prone to doing? I’d say its worked out for us in the end pretty fucking well in the end so far.
We have a much higher brain capacity. We don’t NEED to and never did because we are more intelligent, have opposable thumbs and were capable of developing things to aid us before these things were evolutionarily required of us. We were, literally, never meant to or were in an evolutionary position that required us to catch our living prey like Carnivores did.
HUMANS HAVE BASICALLY BEEN ONE LONG STRAIN OF “FUCK EVOLUTION”.
Lastly I just want to touch on this ridiculous thing someone wrote on this post at some point: “Obv. I never said they didn’t. They even evolved to consume milk, well most have. But that doesn’t mean it was physically intended for our bodies originally. That’s the point of this whole post. Not what we’ve “evolved” to do but what our bodies and minds are hard wired for FROM THE VERY BEGINNING TO NOW. And it’s mostly about the mental state it would take that 90% of people don’t have”.
Like… Are you kidding? Please tell me you are fucking kidding. Do you know how evolution works in terms of diet? Food source becomes scarce while another becomes plentiful, species adapts to eat said food source… Or it dies. What we were not originally designer to eat CHANGES as new food sources evolve, and as we are required to adapt and evolve. The more food you adapt and evolve to eat, the more likely your species is to continue surviving as food sources come in and out of availability.
Literally. Diet depends on fucking evolution and evolution is widely dependent on diet in some circumstances. You cannot fucking remove them and separate them and pretend one isn’t necessary to have this fucking discussion. You cannot take a fucking issue about diet, claim we’re something we’re not, and completely erase the evolutionary portion of the fucking argument because IT IS A REQUIRED PORTION.
YOU ARE LITERALLY ATTEMPTING TO ERASE CONTEXT FROM A SITUATION THAT 100% REQUIRES. THE FUCKING. CONTEXT. OF EVOLUTION.
DO YOU FUCKERS EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SCIENCE?!
Yes, there very much is plenty of scientific evidence that Omnivore is a classification of diet. So is Fruitivore, Insectivore, Carnivore, Herbavore, and several other classifications.
The Omnivore dietary classification is seriously defined as an animal whose diet and lifestyle relies on obtaining protein and energy from both plant and animal sources- which may also include animal byproducts such as eggs and dairy, or things like insects, fungi and algae.
New flash: Humans are not the only fucking Omnivores and the classification is not based solely on the dietary needs of HUMANS, but the observation of SEVERAL OTHER ANIMALS.
Corvids are Omnivores.
Bears (save for a few species) are Omnivores.
Pigs are fucking Omnivores.
Badgers are Omnivores.
Foxes (some species) are Omnivores.
Chickens are fucking Omnivoers.
Here’s a nice fucking worksheet for you, and another one, and oh LOOK ANOTHER ONE.
Your science is fucking bunk.
Get the fuck out.

I totally thought this post was about how silly “raw diets” are. Then I was pissed off at the anti-meat bullshit. But then the reply to that crap… the science… the facts… it’s so beautiful.


Also, just because animals are too stupid to cook and season their food does not mean they are better than us. If lions could grill and slather a wildebeest in A1 sauce you know they would fucking do it.

discountbongsanddildos:

girlgrowingsmall:

likeclockworkcircles:

lil-lady-kate:

Amazingly, lots of people still believe that they are ”omnivores”, despite the fact that there are no scientific facts to support these claims, and this wrong classification is based on ”dietary habits” or ”observations” that humans generally eat a wide variety of plant and animal foods, not on anatomical design. Truth is, humans have nothing in common with true meat eaters.

”True carnivores (and omnivores) salivate about the idea of eating whole prey animals when they see them. Humans do not. We’re interested in eating the body parts only because they’ve been removed from the original animal and processed, and because we grew up eating them, making it seem perfectly normal. It’s amazing how much of a disconnect we’ve been able to learn about the difference between animals and food. As GoVeg puts it:

While carnivores take pleasure in killing animals and eating their raw flesh, any human who killed an animal with his or her bare hands and dug into the raw corpse would be considered deranged. Carnivorous animals are aroused by the scent of blood and the thrill of the chase. Most humans, on the other hand, are revolted by the sight of raw flesh and cannot tolerate hearing the screams of animals being ripped apart and killed. The bloody reality of eating animals is innately repulsive to us, more proof that we were not designed to eat meat.

Ask yourself: When you see dead animals on the side of the road, are you tempted to stop for a snack? Does the sight of a dead bird make you salivate? Do you daydream about killing cows with your bare hands and eating them raw? If you answered “no” to all of these questions, congratulations—you’re a normal human herbivore—like it or not. Humans were simply not designed to eat meat. Humans lack both the physical characteristics of carnivores and the instinct that drives them to kill animals and devour their raw carcasses.

http://michaelbluejay.com/veg/natural.html

Ok, for one?

Of fucking course we don’t share anything in common with “true meat eaters”. Are you blind? It’s because we’re not meat eaters. We’re fucking OMNIVORES.

Herbivores =/= Omnivores =/= Carnivores.

Each fucking subset has evolved differently from the rest and has evolutionary sets that fit their diet and their diet specifically. So while we don’t resemble “true meat eaters” because we were never Carnivores in the first place, we also don’t resemble “true Herbivores” either because we evolved past that. Want to know what we DO resemble though? OTHER FUCKING OMNIVORES.

Second: Actually, humans never ate raw meat in the first place and anyone who says so is a fucking idiot because archaeology has already disproven this. And if we did, it was for a VERY short period and not long enough to fuck with our evolution.

Fun fucking fact: The introduction of meat to our diet directly corresponds anthropologically with THE INVENTION OF COOKING AND ADDITION OF IT TO OUR LIFESTYLE. Therefore while we evolved to be Omnivores and eat meat as a small part of our diet, we never evolved to eat RAW meat.

Third? Jesus fucking Christ. We are not evolutionarily equipped to go out and catch prey with our bare hands.

Why? Because, again, WE DID NOT EVOLVE TO DO THAT.

So instead of needing to evolve the capability to run at fast speeds, long claws capable of rending flesh, and have a mouth full of 20 something sharp as fuck teeth? We developed tools. We developed cooking. We developed group hunting techniques. And since we’re still. Fucking. Here today instead of dying out like evolutionary failures are prone to doing? I’d say its worked out for us in the end pretty fucking well in the end so far.

We have a much higher brain capacity. We don’t NEED to and never did because we are more intelligent, have opposable thumbs and were capable of developing things to aid us before these things were evolutionarily required of us. We were, literally, never meant to or were in an evolutionary position that required us to catch our living prey like Carnivores did.

HUMANS HAVE BASICALLY BEEN ONE LONG STRAIN OF “FUCK EVOLUTION”.

Lastly I just want to touch on this ridiculous thing someone wrote on this post at some point: Obv. I never said they didn’t. They even evolved to consume milk, well most have. But that doesn’t mean it was physically intended for our bodies originally. That’s the point of this whole post. Not what we’ve “evolved” to do but what our bodies and minds are hard wired for FROM THE VERY BEGINNING TO NOW. And it’s mostly about the mental state it would take that 90% of people don’t have”.

Like… Are you kidding? Please tell me you are fucking kidding. Do you know how evolution works in terms of diet? Food source becomes scarce while another becomes plentiful, species adapts to eat said food source… Or it dies. What we were not originally designer to eat CHANGES as new food sources evolve, and as we are required to adapt and evolve. The more food you adapt and evolve to eat, the more likely your species is to continue surviving as food sources come in and out of availability.

Literally. Diet depends on fucking evolution and evolution is widely dependent on diet in some circumstances. You cannot fucking remove them and separate them and pretend one isn’t necessary to have this fucking discussion. You cannot take a fucking issue about diet, claim we’re something we’re not, and completely erase the evolutionary portion of the fucking argument because IT IS A REQUIRED PORTION.

YOU ARE LITERALLY ATTEMPTING TO ERASE CONTEXT FROM A SITUATION THAT 100% REQUIRES. THE FUCKING. CONTEXT. OF EVOLUTION.

DO YOU FUCKERS EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING SCIENCE?!

Yes, there very much is plenty of scientific evidence that Omnivore is a classification of diet. So is Fruitivore, Insectivore, Carnivore, Herbavore, and several other classifications.

The Omnivore dietary classification is seriously defined as an animal whose diet and lifestyle relies on obtaining protein and energy from both plant and animal sources- which may also include animal byproducts such as eggs and dairy, or things like insects, fungi and algae.

New flash: Humans are not the only fucking Omnivores and the classification is not based solely on the dietary needs of HUMANS, but the observation of SEVERAL OTHER ANIMALS.

  • Corvids are Omnivores.
  • Bears (save for a few species) are Omnivores.
  • Pigs are fucking Omnivores.
  • Badgers are Omnivores.
  • Foxes (some species) are Omnivores.
  • Chickens are fucking Omnivoers.

Here’s a nice fucking worksheet for youand another one, and oh LOOK ANOTHER ONE.

Your science is fucking bunk.

Get the fuck out.

I totally thought this post was about how silly “raw diets” are. Then I was pissed off at the anti-meat bullshit. But then the reply to that crap… the science… the facts… it’s so beautiful.

image

Also, just because animals are too stupid to cook and season their food does not mean they are better than us.

If lions could grill and slather a wildebeest in A1 sauce you know they would fucking do it.

commanderabutt:

sparklefairydust:

askthegrandhighboob:

fullofsinfullust:

zzazu:

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 
Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
Do not touch it
Do not touch it
Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 
These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.
This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.


I hope the kids who do this know that you can be arrested for terrorism for it!The kids who did it at my old place had to move out (and I say kids, because yes, that means FAMILY too) because of this.

commanderabutt:

sparklefairydust:

askthegrandhighboob:

fullofsinfullust:

zzazu:

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

I hope the kids who do this know that you can be arrested for terrorism for it!

The kids who did it at my old place had to move out (and I say kids, because yes, that means FAMILY too) because of this.

don’t even talk to me unless you have these pages

don’t even talk to me unless you have these pages

there’s a acne scar on my forehead that looks like a dark bindi my forehead is being appropriative

tvhousehusband:

I think I’m in love with her.

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Anonymous asked: You're a fan of SNK?

i don’t even watch the show

Tell this to a toddler you idiots

i’m like pretty sure you should be watching your children if they are around dogs or any animal